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A definition made by me around Spring of 2009 that is the funniest shit you will ever hear of. Ever since then my friend Matt and I extended the meaning of a whice cube.
Whice Cube - a frozen ice cube with jizz in it.
White + Cube = Whice Cube, good name huh?
Get an ice tray, fill each ice cup half way with water, the other half with jizz. If you get a hair in the whice cube it means 20 years of good luck =D.
We even got our own slogan for it.
Yeah, we are perverts.
Guy 1: Hey man is that a whice cube?
Guy 2: (looking at drink) What the hell is a whice cube?
Guy 1: Haha you're drinking my nut!
Guy 1: Holy shit dude your whice cube has a hair in it!
Guy 2: Oh my God! 20 years of good luck!
Now here's our slogan.
Whice cubes, prego-on-the-go, stick it in your cootch and watch it grow!
Pretty nasty haha.
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(verb) to take your time to wrap your brain around something, in order to figure out an appropriate answer
Al (very drunk): "Kat!! What is the meaning of my life?!"
Kat (very stoned): "I dunno, Al... let me Rubik's Cube it and get back to you on that."
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Juss like a dick, the more you play with them, the harder they get.
God damn that thing is hard!!!!
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The way corporations find talent by recruiting thousands of kids from top schools every year and seeing which will thrive in a competitive work environment.
Goldman is cube farming from Harvard's graduating class to find its next CEO.
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you man dont know how to spell rubik's?
the *Rubik's* cube is a puzzle created by hungarian sculptor ErnΕ Rubik in the 70s notorious for its extreme difficulty that immediately gets thrown in the bin when you look up a tutorial on youtube and solve it in 15 minutes.
person 1 (texting): i solved a rubix cube
person 2: um?
person 1: yeah, i found a tutorial and i solved it in only 20 minutes! i think im a genius! its like the hardest puzzle ever!
person 2: clearly isnt that hard if someone who cant even spell the name can solve it.
A standard of determining types of food dishes based on how the starch component of the meal physically relates to the rest of the ingredients. The Rule is expressed using the planes of a cube to illustrate. A single plane is toast. The top and bottom planes denote a sandwich. Three planes forming a trough illustrate a taco. Four planes forming a square tube are considered sushi. Five planes leaving only one open is a meal served in a bread bowl. All planes filled with starch components is a calzone.
I just realized that according to the Cube Rule, a hot dog is a taco.
A cubicle (or desk) that is close enough to a bathroom where you can smell the stank from someone having just gone number 2.
Matt: "Hey where is the new guy gonna be sitting?'
Jim: "Right next to the bathroom in the poo cube area."
Matt: "Shitty for the new guy"
Jim: "Yeah I feel sorry for him after Randy's morning Growler"