What the Diddy?

When something is so strange and potentially 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 that you must verbally exclaim "What the diddy?"

person 1: I want to get 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
person 2: erm, what the diddy?

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Nice try super Diddy

Comments on an advertisement (mostly on instagram) that has absolutely nothing to do with your feed.

Ad : “Try this new mobile app”
14 year old reel user “nice try super diddy”

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Diddy Disciple

Somebody who ironically or not glazes Diddy. You can joke about following Diddy or be dead serious.

“No I’m telling you bro I was at the Diddy parties oiled up, I’m a Diddy Disciple. Diddy didn’t do nun, free my bro”

“Dude you’re 15”

Vs

“I was at the Diddy parties.”

“What”

Diddy after, after party

Even worse than a Diddy after party

Why the fuck is there another after party, A Diddy after, after party 😨

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Diddy Dip

The new T-Bag! The act of lowering ones testicles, bent knees, squatting and dipping onto the face, mouth, forehead, cheek, eyeball or chin area of a significant other or unsuspecting person. Just the way Diddy would do.

Todd fell asleep and Brad Diddy Dipped him all over the face and everyone laughed even though it was gay.

diddy fastpass

A diddy fastpass is the act of exchanging your body sexually for career success or notoriety.

His success seems unwarranted, he definitely got that diddy fastpass!
She grabbed a diddy fastpass, no reason she is famous like this for nothing.

diddy fastpass

When someone exchanges their body sexually for career success or notoriety.

He blew up very fast for nothing, he probably got a diddy fastpass!
She definitely got a diddy fastpass - shes famous for no reason.