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Being a massive g, usually called rick or clog or glogerick
Maple Eye is contracted when someone pours maple syrup inside of their anus and farts in a confined space
The particles effect the eyes similar to the way you get pink eye from farting on a pillow.
Pete got maple eye from a stripper in Canada
Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.
Tonight let's eye close someone.
A large bushy thing that rests above the eye. Also known as the 'eye brow'
Yo did you see how big Ethan's eye squirrels are?
Yeah, they're huge!
When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.
Played a mean game of eye hockey with that hottie over there, but she went down 4-1.
A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.
Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.
Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies…
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera
A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.