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A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes
Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?
Person 2: No. It's shit.
A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"
I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer
When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.
Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards.
Amr: Am I being facebooked?
1)The better version of MySpace.
2)A place for teens to communicate.
3)An online community.
4)A place where you aren't welcome unless you are a high school student of high autority or high social class.
1) Damn, that bitch still uses MySpace. Why doesnt she just get a fuckin Facebook already?
2) Hey you're going on Facebook tonight, right?
3) Facebook is better than our school's site, even though they try to make it an "online community".
4)
a)Dang, that hoe is in 7th grade and has a facebook. Fuck her.
b)Dude, Albert's Mom is on Facebook. Now he cant post his pics of last nights fuck-off contest.
c)Crap that kid from the chess team got a facebook! Now its like, not even COOL anymore.
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a social networking site for people(usually highschool). there are different groups on facebook; the sluts, tryhards, popular, quiet, fake, and the orignal cool people. the sluts add people they dont even know and generally have 700-3000 friends. they post inappropriate pictures of themselves with caked on make-up. the annoying ones are fat and try to make themselves look skinny. the tryhard always compliment other people and like their statuses/pictures in hopes of people liking theirs back. the popular people generaly get over 20 likes for their statuses/pics. they always post pics of themselves and say, i look ugly... :L god dammit, shut the fck up, the quiet ones dont make statuses or anything, they just stay quiet.. the fake ones(usually asians) always have makeup on and wear contact lenses and their hair are always dyed. the original cool people post statuses that are funny and smart. thats why theyre cool.
so techniclly, facebook is for fake people that only have lives on the internetand when they face the real world(out of highschool) theyre fcked.
p1:dude what were you doing last night?
P2:i was on facebook
P1:you mean fakebook?
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Where people nowadays waste their lives.
OMG I'M BREAKING UP WITH KYLE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE MY FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE ON FACEBOOK!!!
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and yeah i dig your cyber-bullying, i knew you couldnt go too long before you felt the need to degrade me via some method of communication, whether it be verbal, physical, or facebookal.
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