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A word added to Urban Dictionary that has never, ever, been used by anyone in real life, but is instead created by one person thinking they are funny. Easy to spot because:
The page has one definition.
You have never heard of said word or phrase before.
Appearing as the word of the day.
Person #1: 'I climbed an organic stairmaster the other day, then I signed on a neverendum.'
Person #2: 'Stop trying to make words up, you dumbshit. Nobody finds it funny when you make a fake definition. Help yourself to some cyanide.'
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A fake fan is a fan of a band/artist who think's they know everything about a band, but in all honesty, only found out about them 10 minutes ago and is most likely following a fad and has only heard a hand full of songs and knows nothing about the band. Fake fans tend to get aggressive when you confront them about their fakeness. They are most related to Jonas Brothers and other popular teen stars.
"oh so who's your favourite member of the band?"
"Oh you know...the one with the long hair? he's cute"
"umm, fake fan much?"
"NO I'M FUCKING NOT. I'M A MUCH BETTER FAN THAN YOU, BITCH."
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The idea of an object involved with fraud being called into question by its creator. This object is named legitimately fake for the following reasons:
1) The creator intended it to be fake.
2) The creator intended it to be legitimate.
As a result of these two motives, the object in question must be placed under one rule. If just one rule cannot be met, then the object is subsequently deemed 'Legit Fake'.
Dean: 'I just bought this popcorn from Tesco, but it said Netto Exclusive.'
James: 'That's legit fake.'
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Fake Rake - when you get a blow job from someone wearing dentures and they drag their dentures across your cock.
" I helped this elderly lady with her geroceries, and as a thank you she gave me a fake rake"
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Able to talk to somebody as if they are close friends but talk bad about them behind their back.
She's a fake bitch because she was just talking about her and now she acting like they are best friends.
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Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.
Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!
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Acting like you are someone who grew up in a rough neighborhood.
Chris is a fake gangster because he likes to think he grew up on rough streets, yet he was in an upper class neighborhood.
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