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Fashion Cycle Syndrome

First of all, a fashion cycle is where they bring back something that was fashionable, say, 10 years ago, such as bell-bottoms, denim, platform shoes, short skirts, long skirts, the boho gypsy look etc.

Where this becomes confusing is when a cycle is re-cycled and then re-cycled again with another look, which then becomes a look unto itself.

So you could have for example, the “Hippy” look gets re-cycled 10 years later but is combined with the “Lady of the Manor” look too. Then, 10 years later the “HippyLlady of the Manor” look is re-cycled with the “Dallas meets Eskimo” look.

Someone who has the Fashion Cycle Syndrome would be so worried about having the latest look that they would look at someone, who, in reality may have not updated their wardrobe for a while except for maybe a new scarf or some accessory, had innocently gotten dressed that morning without a plan, but to whom the Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer will assess as not being behind or dated, but as being so far-thinking ahead that they have gone back to the beginning of another cycle which would include the dated stuff. See?

These mini-assessments are done anywhere from once a day to 20 or 30 times a day, depending on what you do and where you do it. Most women are unaware that they are even doing it as it has become so second-nature.

Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer's subconscious thought process – “That stuff she’s wearing is so retro it’s way ahead of me!”

by Missy M October 6, 2005

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Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

by u8wood March 23, 2005

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Fashion x Core

A girl or boy who typically wears bright colorful band tees, tight pants, studded belts, and does their hair in a fashionable way.
A lot of people compare them to scene kids, only instead of being all about the music, they're all about finding their own fashion.
Most of them either alter their clothing to fit them, DIY add things like patches, rips, worn in spots, etc., to their clothes to make them unique.
Some girls wear oversized jewelry (like large bead necklaces and chunky bracelets).
Most also really enjoy doing funky natural color combinations with their hair. (Like having medium to dark brown hair and putting a patch of random platinum blonde highlights in a section right in the middle of cheek-bone brushing bangs.)

::"Did you see that Fashion x core girl in a navy blue/white mini polka-dotted shirt, large white beaded necklace, chunky silver bracelets, worn jeans and converse sneakers, with brown hair and blonde streaked bangs? She looks great."

::"Yeah. I saw her. She was wearing green converse yesterday."

by Jump_girl_jump May 10, 2006

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fashion road kill

This is a term used when someone, usually a girl wears an item of clothing that is tacky, cheap and just plain wrong.

Q) What is she wearing?, the colour is crap and it's 3 sizes too small.

a) Fashion Road Kill

by Natalie August 10, 2004

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Old Fashioned mop

After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.

her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.

by swabbie August 10, 2010

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Fashion Po Po

1. Short for the Fashion Police
2. A webisode series on Youtube. Three characters: Ms. Cleo, Enrique and Paris patrol the streets of Austin, Texas showing people how to be fashionable with little to no money.

"Oh lawd someone better call the Fashion Po Po because she's a hot mess!"

by FPP Taskforce March 24, 2009

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dry old fashioned

A Hand-Job with no lube or spit.

We didn't have sex, but she gave me a dry old fashioned in the car.

by Billtown September 24, 2013