My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
(original: Nepřeflexit)
verb
1. careless activity; do not exceed the literary maximual limit of Flex
2. the eleventh commandment; "You will not over-flex in front of the fellas, since the God of flex would punish you."
Guy1: "Dude, that was just so easy. First try bro, i don't know what was supposed to be the challenge here.
Guy2: "Be careful not to over-flex tho...
Guy1: *Fucks up in a spectacular way*
acting out & or showing things in a continuous reckless matter without an effect
hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing
A very hard flex that has an effect on people so strong they could end up dazed and confused
Damn man, he hit us with a fat flex when he walked in with the Gucci sweater and got two girls at once.
They the real OG for no reason in the middle of a sentence
John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”
when you’re taking a shit (because anorexics don’t eat they can’t shit)
man 1: “aye bro call me real quick”
man 2: “for sure dawg hold on i’m flexing on anorexics”