Grandma Marie’d it

To drop your take out order of food whilst running to answer a ringing telephone to still miss the call.

Sally grandma Marie’d It and our pizza had dirt in it.

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Grandma Juice

An alcoholic beverage consumed by grandmothers babysitting their grandkids in an effort to make said children more tolerable.

Ivan has been here since noon, I think I need a little grandma juice.

Grandma had Ivan for 4 hours today, so I think she deserves a little grandma juice.

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your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

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grandmas crack

That certain smell in the morning when you wake up at your grandma's house. Usually not understood til the mid teens. Smells almost like coffee and cough medicine, but you know it can only be your grandma lighting up another round of early morning crack. Thus explaining, grandmas dire need to give you candy.

Child:*Sniffs* What the hell, is grandmas crack extra smelly this morning?
Grandma:SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE IM HIGH!!

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Grandma's House

An altered state of mind catagorized by drunkeness. Used as slang or code.

Boy: "Hey man, are we going to Grandma's House this weekend?"
Boy 2: "Yeah man, I got the bottle in my truck!"

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Kyle's Grandma

(noun) - A woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the Public Broadcasting System's children's show, Sesame Street. Once thought to have been associated with those Nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of Germany and France in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. This was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.

I wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that damn Kyle's Grandma kept talking about Bert and Ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that I could not retrieve it.

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tea with grandma

A euphonism for anal sex (a code phrase that sounds innocent enough)

Parents: Where are you going?
Son/Daughter: Im going to have tea with grandma.

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