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On God

This is a common slang in Nigeria which means that things are no longer under your control.

Guy 1: How your exams na?
Guy 2: Omo, e dey on God o

by KingBrush January 9, 2021

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A-God

Nick name for one of the funniest/awkward people I know.

"Hey, what's up A-God?"

Slurping noises

"What are you doing A-God?"

"Making the noise you Mom made last night. Ha ha"

"Ha ha! Your so gross."

by Friend of A-God March 17, 2009

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God

Of the most common traits:

1) An Uncaused Cause, a.k.a. First Cause
2) An unmoved Mover
3) A necessarily existent being
4) That than which a greater cannot be thought
5) That which if it did not exist, nothing else could exist

God is an uncaused Cause for the existence of the Universe.

If God did not exist, nothing else could exist.

by Webster November 2, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

What inane ass-munches use to state thier view is better then yours.

Oh yeah? Well, God says your wrong!

by Daemon June 28, 2004

49๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


GOD

Kind, patient, loving, forgiving, true, eternal, alive, generous, merciful, gracious, holy, perfect, faithful, dependable, marvelous, amazing, REAL...

there are not enough words to describe HIM, Webster tried and failed; Oxford too, but to no avail. HE is bigger than what we can conceive, more profound than what we can fathom.

Most of all HE loves you! So much that HE made atonement for your sins. HE gives you free will, to accept HIM or reject HIM; it's your choice.

Why would you reject a GOD Who loves you, and teaches us to be kind to one another, to be patient with one another, to give freely to one another, to be good to one another?...teaches us to not kill each other, to not steal from each other, to not lie to one another, or be impatient, rude, unkind to one another, to not hurt/harm one another?

Why would you reject such a GOD?...Who just wants to love you & wants your love as well?

Because you're so caught up in sin that the thought of SOMEONE trying to separate you from it is distressing...even if that sin will kill you, it just feels so good right now that a Holy GOD who wants to separate you from what's not good for you is the enemy.

Like babies cry, whine, and get upset when their parents take something away from them that they wanted to play with but is in actuality harmful for them, we get upset at a GOD who is simply looking out for us out of love.

Open your heart to HIM today, HE loves you and wants what's best for you.

May GOD have mercy on us and forgive us in JESUS' name. Amen.

For GOD so loved the world, that HE gave HIS only begotten SON, that whosoever believes in HIM will not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16

JESUS answered, 'I am the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE. No man comes unto the FATHER except through ME.' John 14:6

Get to know HIM.

by Kumbi Falana December 3, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

Eric Clapton. Many say this and many believe it. What can I say? Just listen to the way he plays...

Eric Clapton is God.

by C Star October 5, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


god

*quote*He claims to never make mistakes, but he created Lucifer(who became Satan), then created Eve, and then planted that fucking tree smack dab in the middle of Eden.*quote*

He created all men with free will (Lucifer), the tree, and the apple, symbolizes temptation in which of course the woman succumbed to, hence the beginning of sin. If it weren't for women, there would be no sin. Thanks hos.

I am glad Eve ate that apple, otherwise I'd be walking around with my tallywhacker hanging out and my balls jingling about.

by Kszerian May 21, 2003

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