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Nokian Horse

Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".

Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.

Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.

by Alantras September 20, 2013


Get on that horse

To do something that needs to be done. An obvious opportunity that due to stupidity, laziness, or lack of awareness has gone unexploited.

That bangin' chick keeps asking about you. You better get on that horse.

I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.

by bhffs January 7, 2011


horse doctor

Someone whose solution to a problem is significantly more harmful than the problem itself. Similar to how in veterinary medicine with horses, the solution for a broken leg or ankle is often euthanasia.

Guy 1: “we ran in to a few minor setbacks on the project, but now Ryan wants to cancel the entire thing!”
Guy 2: “yeahhh, getting that guy involved is always risky. He’s a real horse doctor.”

by Telltalehart October 18, 2023


Nutty the horse

This horse is the living god of stallions, living in the wild outback of Montana with a top speed of 90km/h and lush brown hair. Only the best of horse tamers can ride this wild beast

"He did you see Julian Hayden riding Nutty the horse?"
"He tamed Nutty?, what a fucking alpha chad"

by christine_is_a_milf September 22, 2019


horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's

(ex. Thats horse feathers)

by eep.. March 20, 2005

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horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."

by irakli April 20, 2004

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Horse Cock

A very large dick, like a horse

Holy shit look at his horse cock

by hooorse September 3, 2006

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