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He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.
when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids
“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”
When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...
Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.
To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose
Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon
"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"
When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.
Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!