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cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 07, 2025


empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids

“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam

by Ricky_cam42069 December 13, 2022


The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 26, 2024


hose dragon

Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon

"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"

by David Montgomery the third July 23, 2017


Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

by Simple Jack duh December 30, 2015


Get Hosed

To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose

Squishy get hosed

by Somerandomname112233 November 02, 2022


Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 26, 2024