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He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.
when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids
“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”
When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
Once a hose beast has sucked over a thousand dicks she graduates to a hose dragon
"So have you heard that Sara has graduated to hose dragon"
It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...
Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.
To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose
The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop
Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it