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Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc
Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance
If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.
Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara
Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)
Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE
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A shit school with annoying ass teachers. The school acts all fucking prestigious by naming the teams after good university’s such as Dartmouth or Syracuse even though 40% of the kids can’t even read.supprisingly,the white Christian kids are the minority but end up being the kids that shoot up the school , kids in the 8th grade get knocked up.80% of the girls are LGBTQ even though by high school they will be straight again because they think it’s so quirky.Fights run rampant in this hellhole with weave snatches being a frequent thing.the worst fucking thing is the lunch room, if you stand up for more than 3 minutes you get a in school suspension, and the food is like the shit you would find in a prison, with meat as grey as my grandmas ashes and bread as stale as the bleak ass wall, over all a general shithole.
“Nigga your dumb as fuck with your 5 F-‘s but hey it’s Illing middle school CT.
A. another way of saying fuck off.
B. Um, I'm not sure what you're saying anymore and this conversation just got weird so peace out yo.
A. You're on the phone with some hot guy ( or girl ) and he says " hang on, oh, hey that's so and so ... Ill call you back." basically hes saying: Hey, there's someone cooler I want to talk to right now so maybe you will hear back from me . . . but Ill most likely just talk to you later when I have no one else to talk to.
B. ring, ring. caller 1 ~ hello?
caller 2 ~ Hey you, How are you?
caller 1 ~ Oh, I'm fine. Who is this?
caller 2 ~ I'm good. I was watching you undress this morning and we must say you are looking so cold these days! Crab cake always makes nervous.
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To decline an opportunity
Hey, want some milk? Nah ill take a pass
I ll smash you up into last piece of shit !!
Example "Go away or Ill fuck you up really bad."
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White House of Ill-Repute NOUN (huite hows uv il re peut) NOUN. A White House (1600 Pennsylvania Av., Washington D.C.) which is filled with whores like James Guckert and Scott McClellan, who will say anything for money is a house of ill-repute, or whorehouse (see “presstitute”).
"Sit there with all the other presstitutes and suck up phony press releases and talking points? Fuck that. I'd rather be out in the field, or digging through dusty old archives than cover that dog-and-pony show. I don't wanna be a press correspondent in the White House of Ill-Repute."
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