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When I man cums in a girls mouth, and while the semen is still in the girls mouth, he punches the girls teeth out
Tom "Did you get it on last night?"
Steve "Yea, I gave her a swimming hillbilly"
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the best swim club in the WORLD, getting first at junior nationals!
Tim: Wow!!!!! Look at how fast those dynamos from dynamo swim club are!!
Kid who isn't on dynamo: Yeah, but we're better...jk we suck.
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cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy
C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"
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yes, of course, why do you ask when you know the answer?
The expression - part of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" family - is used to reply to a question that accepts only one obvious answer: an unambiguous "yes"
Two weeks ago I had a letter from the Prime Minister asking if I would be willing to receive the honour - Commander of the British Empire - if the Queen sanctioned it? Can a duck swim?
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origin: a homage to both the river styx and America's most notoriously drugged out late-70s supermodel, Gia Carangi
definition: using IV drugs recreationally. also see slamming
"High? For fucks sake, she's been swimming the river gia since she met the needle"
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a verb most commonly said by people of the black community
guy #1 - hey! lets go swimming! oh, wait.
guy #2 - oh helzz nah mainn. i from da ghetto. up therr we swim in da blood of me brothas, not in this pussy-ass-nigga-water. i cant swim.
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Defined as sperm deposited by ejaculation into the anus during anal sex and then act of defecating and flushing the toilet. A gross reference to a bodily function resulting in the sperm being flushed down the john with the feces after anal sex. Usually a gay man or a woman can take the children for a swim.
He knew she was the right one when he found out not only could she cook, she had manners too. She could take it up the ass like a pro and told me she would take the children for a swim so she wouldn't ruin my new 600 thread count sheets.
Gay guys are so lucky because they don't have to worry about getting knocked up. After sex they take the children for a swim and don't have to worry about hearing those sobering words, I missed my period.
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