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A girthy, horse cock
“I was expecting a 14 inch dong but instead got an incher pincher”
A tiny monitor often used for a 2nd monitor.
I have a 24 inch monitor and a 7 inch monitor.
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What you have and I don't have.
"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.
A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
A meme vert, something someone says as a joke into reference as to how high they can jump.
How high can you jump?
I got a 10 inch vert
Dayumm
"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.
2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance