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I died a bit inside

Used to describe the intense feeling inside when you see: (1) someone that's really ugly; (2) someone/something you really hate or (3) something "cringe-worthy".

(1) - Boy 1 "Did you see that girls face?!"
Boy 2 "Yeah, i think I died a bit inside"

(2) - Girl 1 (looking at her timetable) "Bleh, we have German next"
- Girl 2 "Ugh, I died a bit inside"

(3) - Boy 1 "I died a bit inside when I saw a fat girl do a handstand"

by Exocentric February 5, 2011

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inside out mushroom dalmation

When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.

(must be high on 'shrooms!!)

Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!

by JALMENY March 3, 2007

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Inside Job

When the giver (male or female) sticks their finger into the recipient's butthole (male only) and tickles the prostate until an orgasm is achieved. Rubber gloves are suggested but not necessary.

Oh man Rodrigo gave me a wicked inside job last nite! I came twice!

by Hand Jacks December 4, 2015

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balls inside me cold

An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.

Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."

by TheForkinator December 23, 2008

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Don't Dead Open Inside

A humorous meme about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. Since anyone who has ever read a book before knows that words go left-to-right, doing it any other way causes massive confusion.

Named for an image for the series premiere of The Walking Dead, where there is a chained door with zombies behind it. On the door is a giant spray-painted message that reads, "Don't open, dead inside." From top-to-bottom on the doors.

Several months later, many people began to point out that they mistakenly read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside" before realizing what it was actually supposed to say. As the years passed, several more examples of the meme spawned, and it eventually became the subject of many meme crossovers, such as "Floating Guy Chasing Running Guy," "Woman Yelling at Cat," and "Grandma Finds the Internet."

Don't Dead Open Inside quickly became one of the most popular memes of all time, as well as one of the few "old" memes that withstood the test of time due to its overall versatility.

by Someone who kinda exists August 5, 2021

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wake me up inside

A very emo song used in many memes and jokes. A popular song by Evanescence.

My friend Brooklynn is so emo. "WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" Brooklynn shouts everyday.

by SmolG_ March 20, 2017

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darker than the inside of a cow

A very dark place with no light

"That cave is darker than the inside of a cow"

by Christel March 19, 2007

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