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A month in which you cannot play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds in any way, shape or form. Loss of saltiness tends to increase by 700%.
"Hey, Michael, I need your help in Pochinki!"
"Sorry man, it's No PUBG January! Can't do that shit today!"
A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.
Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.
people born on the 26th of january are so sexy like step on me please you are so hot and sexy and successful and cool and refined and rich your are so cool.
guy: yeah he was born on the 26th of january
other guy: ah that must be why he's so shmexy
January 4th is National Damn Daniel day. A celebration of the iconic boy, Daniel, rocking the white vans.
Person 1: “Today’s January 4th, it’s my Birthday!”
Person 2: “Damn Daniel!”
Something amazing will happen to you on this day!
January 28 will be the best day of your life
If your born on this day you are HELLA sexy like DAMNNNN and your super smart, caring, funny and work hard for the people you love and they appreciate it and appreciate you very much and people love being around you
“Wow you were born on January 11th ... your awesome!”