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Karmaβ™‘

Karma doesn't believe in themselves and sometimes gets upset and has bad days, but in reality, he is capable of accomplishing so much more than he thinks. Karma is beautiful, sweet, caring, handsome, compassionate, capable, smart, and sometimes she doesn't realize it but it's so true to everyone around her. Even through hardships and problems and rollercoaster-ing emotions, they've managed to muscle through, and have made it so far. There is no one as special as Karma, and they'll always be so important and positive to everybody around them.

I don't know what I'd do without Karmaβ™‘!

Karmaβ™‘ is so amazing, I wish they saw what I see in them.

by roseaesc February 2, 2022

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Poop Karma

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.

You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!

by bΓΌnch March 6, 2017

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Karma Crafting

When you do a certain number of good deeds, and karma comes back to you, greater than anticipated.

I donated three computer mice the other day, and I got this Canon Pixma scanner printer today for free.

It must have been all that karma crafting I did earlier

by PH3NF1X February 1, 2017

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crush karma

crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.

If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.

by Shsiyavskdusbejeu November 10, 2015

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karma-bitchslap

applies to a person who, gets whatever they want when they want it, and no one can explain how, yet once or twice a year something goes so horribly wrong in their life they cant see straight.

" I jst got a new mercedes, after buying half of starbuks, then my house caught fire, and starbuks went bankrupt..."

"oh dude... karma-bitchslap"

by bitchslap bob July 27, 2009

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karmas a bitch

when someone with the name "karma" or "kharma" gets mad while having oral sex and bites your penis.

your almost as good as my last girlfriend" *bite* "OHHH... KARMAS A BITCH!!!"

by monkeyhblack June 30, 2011

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credit karma

Free credit score that is really free! Credit karma saved my life?

Credit karma-"Am I really free?"
Credit karma-"Yes."

by Poop03 December 30, 2016

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