late night jimmy

(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun

1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.

2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"

"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."

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late night automatic

booty call at anytime of the day, one that won't turn you down for anything. used in the song Late Night Automatic By Kevin Rudolf Ft. Three 6 Mafia

I called Brooke at 3AM for a booty call, while she was sleeping, she rolled out of bed and she my house in less than 5 minutes! I swear she's my late night automatic.

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Late night cheese

When you and your homies are desperately horny for some pussy so you call up the late night cheese demons and book the appointment for the whores to chomp and suck the soul out of your meat

Hey rats wanna go get “late night cheese” with some dumb whores

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So late that it's early

A term that you can use to know that it's time to go to bed, usually far past midnight, it is late for you, but it might be early for some other drunk idiot.

John:"Damn, I need to go to bed, it's so late that it's early."

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first-train late

when you miss the last train and instead party all night and catch the first train in the morning and go straight to work.

Kat - 'We were out late last night.'

Andy - 'Yeah, we were first-train late.'

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Late night creepin

“When you stroll the streets low and slow to think about your actions, clear you mind or catch any ops lackin.”
“Jeffery is the reason your girlfriend late night creepin.”

“Yo bro tryna go late night creepin I bet those pansy’s are lackin at wally”
“Aye come on this creep with us shit will get wild”

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Chelsea Lately

Chelsea Lately is a late night show on the E! Network hosted by the sharp, witty and intelligent Chelsea Handler. This half an hour show mostly has only 4 segments: The Intro, The Roundtable, Interview with celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Snoop Dogg, and T.I. The final segment is Chelsea's final thoughts. All 4 segments are halirous and wildly enjoyed by her devoted fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you see Chelsea Lately last night?"
Dude 2: "Oh yeah man! I was roaring with laughter!"

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