Some people have lego city’s, those people are insane. Building a 500 piece lego set takes me around 12 months. Let alone a “explicit limited edition 999999 piece Taj Mahal set”
Wanna build legos with me? No I want to stay mentally sane.
small bricks that can make a child or even adult addicted
mom: hey son its time for dinn-
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM BUILDING A FUCKING LEGO HOUSE
Little plastic landmines.
They FUCKING HURT to step on
You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.
Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.
Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!
Lego: A plastic brick company. Their products are not to be eaten, but also not to be put on ✨le floor✨ because yo mom could step on it and you would be mom-le-ss for the rest of your life. And if you haven't felt pain for a few years, then step on Lego, ur going to feel what your mom felt when giving birth to you. It should be used in war.
BTW, have u tried making a city out of Lego??? ur going to regret it.