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Life is unfair. It's completely random. Most of all, life is meaningless. What is the point of it? You live, you die. What's the point of working hard in life - it means nothing.
Do what you love - enjoy life. What other reason could there possibly be for life existing other than to enjoy it? Do everything, take risks. Life is so meaningless and short-term that what does it matter what you do in it? Do what you can to make a difference or change something or be remembered, otherwise your life will end and it will really have meant nothing. Do what you love and remember that life has no purpose. The world will end one day and so will life, so make the most of it now and try and help make life as happy for everyone as you can.
Life means nothing. It ends having not changed anything. Love life, but don't worry about things because sooner or later you die and it will mean nothing.
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(n.) The one STD that is 100% fatal slightly over 100% of the time (see resuscitation), and 100% of humans and animals suffer from it.
Life: it's a bitch. 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.
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When someone in your job (military, especially) yells at you about something only someone who is there forever would care about.
"That douchebag sergeant just lifed me for my hair being too long when I got a fucking haircut yesterday"
lifer douchebag
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When you spend so much time on Urban Dictionary that when you click the "random" button you have already seen the definition.
If you are reading this, you probably have no life.
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A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
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South Park when Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Eric played world of warcraft.
A big fat no life sitting on their ass doing something online instead of going outside like "U" and "Me"... but mostly "U"
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Something that gamers don't have
Gamer: Why dosent she like me
Jock: you don't have mojo
Gamer: name one thing you have that I don't
Jock: a life
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