Random
Source Code
Random
When a small emo girl with purple hair has to finger herself because no one else will. Her tears fall onto her bush making it look like a rain soaked llama.
Hey why didn’t you come out last night? I was at home giving myself a soggy llama.
2👍 2👎
The phrase, "Purple Llama" was originally created as a conversation starter between two people who weren't well aquainted. Later on it was paired with the phrase "like pie" which was previously used to prevent awkward silences. Now it has become a force of it's own being used in many different situations.
4👍 19👎
First of all, llamas are the most superior intelectuals known to man. They rain 2nd (after kitties) in superiority. Llamas love all human beings and are happy to always call a cab for you when you are drunk. Never poke a llama because they are too busy looking at their vaginas with a handmirror. Llamas also knit the best scarfs.
I'm going to send a text to Jenno saying "Poke Llamas" and I'm not even high!
2👍 7👎
a way to call your girlfriend when you wanna mention her in a conversation with someone but all of a sudden you forgot her name. be careful though, if she understands spanish and finds out, she might make it her gaming nickname.
boyfriend's mom: how are you doing?
boyfriend: good, today i hanged out with... como se llama...
The ultimate online gamer. All others immulate and attempt to gain this level of perfection. Killer Steve's mentor and idol.
One day, I'd like to be like Llama Killer.
2👍 8👎
A woman patch of fur above the cunt; shaped like a heard of llamas.
Person #1- I'm ur new employer but first u must do something for me...
Chick- OK anything.
Person #1- I need to have ur vagina on my wall!
Chick- Ok.
Person #1- take it off.
Chick- ok... (takes pants off(she has no panties))
Person #1- oh dear lordy is that a llama farm?!
2👍 8👎
International Llama Day is Janurary 27th. This is the day we all appreciate Llamas, and the ones who have an obsession to them. Some with the obsession believe that on this day in the year 2011, humans on this planet, will turn to llamas. (the furry creatures that spit)
Rida: I can't wait to go to the International Llama Day Parade!
Pearl: I know I love them Llamas!
60👍 9👎