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journalistic masturbation

When a journalist writes an article showing off his or her writing skills, vocabulary and worldly knowledge rather than sticking to the job of reporting. This is usually the case in an interview where the opinions and insight of the subject are overshadowed by the journalist's uncontrollable need to show off. It is when the standard of unbiased journalism becomes commentary when it is not supposed to be. In other words, it's all about the writer's ego.

The best example ever of "journalistic masturbation" can be found in the cover story of the LA Weekly Nov. 30 - Dec. 6 issue/ Vol. 30/ No. 2 "Dennis Kucinich Has Five Minutes For You" by Dwayne Booth.

by Mr. Clizzy fresh December 4, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


masturbation station

a location or area in the home where someone most frequently masturbates. This is usually a chair in front of a home computer where internet porn can be accessed.

im feeling a little stressed.. i think i need 7 or 8 minutes alone at the masturbation station.

by veh-jay-jay January 18, 2009

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corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name, or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

by jasonisjericho May 26, 2006

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eye masturbation

Rubbing your eyes really hard due to some irritation or allergy! And you keep on rubbing them because it feels so good and it's like eye masturbation

He's rubbing his eyes since the past 5 minutes I'm sure he's doing eye masturbation.

by SFSKMD February 1, 2014

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Masturbation Vacation

When a male or female takes a break from their normal masturbation tendencies. Usually to increase sexual pleasure during intercourse, also used as a challenge.

How was your Masturbation Vacation?
It was tough, but totally worth the wait...

by Jake & Drew March 9, 2011


Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan February 18, 2005

8070๐Ÿ‘ 1501๐Ÿ‘Ž


furious masturbation

(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait

Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating

In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

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