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Antonym for obo de mayo. "Ano de mayo" is a term used to describe one who is very (de mayo) anorexicly skinny (ano).
Curvy, well-endowed girls glare upon the cheerleaders and murmur to each other, "Ew, ano de mayo."
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When a guy eats a woman out after she’s banged multiple dudes.
Stacy came home after a girls night out last night and I wanted to surprise her, but ended up eating a roast beef sandwich with Mayo instead! That cheating whore!
a classic tea-bag where you sense completion & quickly remove your nut sack from her mouth and re-position so you can finish on her face
I was planning to bone her but I lost focus during foreplay and ended up giving her a nut sandwich with extra mayo instead.
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When two people are side by side (guys or girls) and an abundance of jizz is strewn throughout both pubic regions. A 3rd person then proceeds to eat the jizz out of both pubic patches.
Person 1: What are you having for dinner?
Person 2: I'm having the protein rich Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo!
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When a person wipes their ass with a tortilla and throws it under the bed.
I went into the spare bedroom to get my coat off of the bed and it smelled like shit in there when leaving the party. I think someone pulled an "El Stinco De Mayo" in there.
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A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration. Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.
Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.
Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.
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A vile combination that when put together could spell doom for all of humanity.
Man 1: Yo! He's putting Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo together!
Man 2: Let's get out of here quick before he kills us all!
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