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a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door
Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
"did you hear that jack is taking on the microwave love path with his ex?!"
is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook
shai "i like boiling my noodles!"
the love of shai's life "microwave beter"
When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.
When you take apart a computer for the uranium capacitors and lithium battery and make meth while guarding your house with 3 butaium cans at 50000ftlbs each to .3g of production grade uranium in a pressure chamber of the microwave or firearm to manufacture a nuclear 3xplosion
Yell Capacitor in the microwave to ensure eyes
When someone is teasing you sexually but has no intent to have sex with you.
I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.
When someone farts in a microwave and then shoves their mates head inside, similar to a Dutch oven.
Sam wasn't expecting a thing when he walked into the kitchen to get Worcester Microwaved by Brett this morning.