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a typical guy with the smallest willy to exist but yet says it is bigger
“ mikey has a small willy, but always says it’s 4inches”
“ he has a small willy, he must me a mikey”
Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.
Me- Hey who’s the nicest guy u know
you- Mikey
Mikey is the most HONEST guy you'll ever get to know. He is Loyal and will try his best to get you to smile. He's a funny, sweet innocent guy. He is gonna try his best to be successful and be responsible. He is a guy everyone needs. He's very friendly and popular. GET A MIKEY!
Girl: Mikey is so sweet!
Girl's Friend: Duh! He's the most Loyal and sweetest guy ever!
Mikey is an annoying kid who is way too obsessed with Lisa and he is kinda gay. (Lisa is super nice even to Mikey even when he’s annoying she is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet) Mikey mistakes sprinklers for security cameras and likes to say “iamgru” he has a lot of money on him and likes to show it off during history class. He aspires to be a garbage truck driver and will have no problem achieving his dreams.
Wow Mikey.
A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.
Mikey is amazing
A big bench man with a giant dick like Jesus Christ up above is it big it’s literally like 16 inches
Fucking hell mikey if you put that in my pussy I’ll die
Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy