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A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He
(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.
(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.
Mikey’s are usually nick a name’s for people with the name michael but mikes are caring,very cute,short,and they all have fat penises
damn mikey that’s one large penis
mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT
its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.
aNYWAYS
mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?
okay, so lemme say one more thing
actually two more things.
1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.
2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"
"no it fucking doesnt"
a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children
there is no reason to waste time writing about anyone with the name mikey
a typical guy with the smallest willy to exist but yet says it is bigger
“ mikey has a small willy, but always says it’s 4inches”
“ he has a small willy, he must me a mikey”
Mikey is a talented artist. He has no other special qualities. Even his drawing isn’t very good we just say that to make him feel good ab himself. He’s nice tho. Tyler is a dumb bitch he is gay. He is Mikeys side hookup but also his main cause they r both single asf. Tyler has a thing for hammocks. Anyway Mikey is chill.
Me- Hey who’s the nicest guy u know
you- Mikey