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The King of kings, the god of gods, the Alpha of alphas, number nine is fucking goated, he may be from lorien legacies but he is an actual god, fucking funny and dope as shit, motherfucking strong by the way and the last to be killed util fucking Johnny and six met up like dick heads.
Number Nine: "Probably felt like being carried around like a chubby ass hat" directed at number five.
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Based on the kids in that room (in this case room nine) who never seemed to go up in grades, learn anything else, nor did they ever change rooms. IE The special needs children.
When something is room nine, it is therefore retarded.
Girl: Oh my God, I just ran into a wall.
Guy: Jesus, you are so room nine.
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blasted. Stoned out of the universe. Torpedoed
Jack got some really good weed and got nine ironed.
I was so nine ironed I couldn't even find my car.
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Some guys are lucky enough to own one, others have to put up with mear attempts at this great feat!
Dude, this guy last night had THE bigest nine piece, i'm red raw!
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Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.
In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa
American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.
You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).
Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."
As stated previously by Aidan Williamson:
An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"
However, the origin is not, as he said, Forgotten Realms; it is an allusion made to Dante's Infreno, from the Divine Comedy. In the Divine Comedy, Hell is divided into nine circles, each one representing a different sin or crime.
The nine circles span from Limbo (for those who have committed no great sins, but are not admitted into Heaven because they do not believe in God), to the ninth circle where Satan himself resides (a circle reserved for people who have been treasonous against friends, family, and their nation.)
Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"
*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"
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A pseudo-comical term used to describe an effeminate man. It was in common use prior to the decimalisation of the currency in 1971, when a ‘bob’ meant one shilling. It refers to the ten shilling note (10/-); and alludes to a male who seeks sexual comfort from other males with a fraudulent currency note or forgery.
‘Aubrey likes to collect recipes and is always gossiping with girls. I’m sure he’s a nine bob note!’