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person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves
Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.
Bad ass Ninja dude born and bread with a destiny to effortlessly kill at will. The only problem is...that he'd rather grow shrubbery and collect retro talking action figures with exotic accents.
Client: Hey Ninja! Will ya carry out that assasination I'm paying ya for already!
Reluctant Ninja: (Sighs) Hold yer horses! Can't you see I've still got more shrubbery to shrub here!!
A Coworker who repeatedly filtches other peoples food from the office refridgerator
Dude, your pizza was totally taken by fridge ninjas.
A photo taken of someone interesting, without the photographed knowing it and shared with friends. This is done by acting like you are trying to read something on your phone or taking a photo of a friend (accomplice) standing near them.
I snapped a Ninja pic of the lady with her skirt tucked into her tights and sent it to him.
Originally one of the songs featured in Windows Media Player, this term has evolved to mean a good friend of yours, or a "white nigga." Black people are forbidden from using this term. It is strictly used by an elite class of caucasion friends.
Dave: What you up to ninja tuna?
Brian: Nothing just got done jerkin it.
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A friend you suspect might be homosexual however they conceal it well.
Hugh Jackman can act, sing and dance on Broadway however he is married, has three kids and plays a bad ass Wolverine; fruit ninja.
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Fast, silent, and deadly. He has the guise of a normal UPS man, but in reality he is a ninja. It is rare to catch a glimpse of him as he stealthily drops packages on the doorsteps of victims everywhere.
I was struck by the UPS Ninja today... I never even saw him coming.
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