Jakely

Unbelievable, irrational, and insane. See ludicrous.

Whoa, that's a Jakely amount of money you've got there! You must be loaded! -- Dude, you just destroyed an entire city in the name of the Muppets. What a Jakely thing to do.

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coal arcane

Capable of granting wishes only when he is a ghost. If you kill him, he will revive 24 hours later.

I saw someone defeat Coal Arcane today, so I had him grant my wishes before he comes back tomorrow.

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sessler

One who does not like RPGs, quite possibly due to some mental defect.

Shigeru Miyamoto said he doesn't like RPGs, he's such a sessler!

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USaGa'd

To get ripped off or gypped in some way. Usually refers to the price of something dropping sharply right after you buy it, or something that lands far below your expectations. Can also mean owned.

I heard Josh bought his Playstation 2 a week before the $100 price drop, man he got USaGa'd!

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UPS Ninja

Fast, silent, and deadly. He has the guise of a normal UPS man, but in reality he is a ninja. It is rare to catch a glimpse of him as he stealthily drops packages on the doorsteps of victims everywhere.

I was struck by the UPS Ninja today... I never even saw him coming.

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