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any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin.
Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot.
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Bottom feeders that don't know how to make money. They harass hard working people to skim their paychecks to line their own pockets. Sit on their lazy asses all day, but their inflated egos lead them to believe they're doing something honorable, when they are single handedly ruining economies, destroying families, and stepping on the success of anyone who doesn't fit into their box. Cops are loser parasites, there are too many of them, and I don't appreciate having to pay taxes to support the salaries of hoards of greedy losers who do nothing for our country but make it worse.
"police officers are washed up losers who's highschool football dreams didn't come to fruition. Learn how to make your own money instead of taking mine."
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A son, daughter, wife, mother, father, husband, brother, friend. An ordinary person, just like you...Except his or her passion was to keep the community safe. They often are never thanked until they are needed.
Keep in mind, cops are the ones who take those drunk drivers off the streets, so your happy little self can make it home safely tonight.
Most people who hate cops, will find themselves in a detrimental situation, in which a cop would be needed--then they'll be thankful. Until that time, they'll continue to be ignorant.
They ARE heroes..no matter what the world says.
person: I hate police officers they are pigs!!
smarter person: What if someone is trying to kill you one day? Who are you going to call?
person: uhhhh...my gang buddies?!?!?
smarter person: ....yeah, they'll DEFINITELY come save you. *sarcasm*
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The time when most office workers in professional, managerial, or administrative position leave work and enjoy their time chilling out at a bar, etc.
I´ll see ya at the Celtic bar round the corner in the after office, sweetie.
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The one person in the group that makes it their mandate to keep the smoking rotation going in order.
*Accidently passes bowl to Kenny who is on my right rather and passing the bowl to my left*
Jill- Jack! You totally fucked up the rotation, it was going clockwise then you made it counter clockwise!
Jack-Chill the hell out you rotation officer, your killin the mood mann.
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Refers to the plundering and pillaging of an ex-employees desktop and office space belongings that are left behind within minutes of the employees exit, usually when they are fired or laid off.
John: "Hey man, I just saw that Joe got canned. I am gonna go office pillage his desk - you wanna come?"
Sam: "Heck yah. Dibs on his Twilight calendar. Edward is so hot."
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A man who share’s an office with 2 or women and is considered both of their office husbands.
Rick shares an office with Kelly and Jessica and is both of their Office Husbands. He is a total Office Mormon.
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