A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.
As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!
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What people know to be "blow jobs" and "eating out"
Sexual stimulation to genitals from mouths
She gave him/her amazing oral sex last night
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Anything to do with the mouth when it comes to sexual activity. Licking, sucking, using saliva and tongue to pleasure someoneβs genitals. Completely safe, not possible to get pregnant, but do be careful you arenβt hurting your partner.
Jim: I had the best oral sex last night. I hope the chick enjoyed it too
James: What a night you had, Iβve never had oral sex, I bet it feels good
Jim: It feels amazing if she knows how to suck
James: LMAO
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To be sick: possibly is a violent or projectile way and maybe even producing a wide range of colours and textures.
See also chunder
Me: How are you feeling today?
Friend: Not good, I had a bad case of the oral pyrotechnics last night, there was carrot EVERYWHERE
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A blowjob from someone who hasnβt brushed their teeth in 24 hours or longer.
Did you hear that Johnny got golden oral from a homeless woman the other day?
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When your gf/wife promises you a bj.
Not fair...we had an oral contract.
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Blacking out or passing out for a second during sex..panicking
Then giving oral sex
I passed out for a second during sex and woke up and gave him some panic oral
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