When you know something no one is supposed to know it ; either you heard it or someome told you that, once you say check your porch , it means i got a surprise waiting for you ,I got more secrets about that subject.
A: how did you know that ? Are you stalking me?
B: check your porch bitch!!
Something/someone that really annoys you.
Barack Obama is really starting screed my porch with his healthcare overhall.
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when the computer nerds in a house and their cat all yell IFIAR!!! (see IFIAR) and decide it is nice enough for all to go stand on the porch and drink slurpies'
IFIAR!!!!!! yelled the computer nerd. well all need a porch meeting. everyone get thier slurpie!!
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The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress โdoggystyleโ and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
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When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.
When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!
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A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.
Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
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tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you
He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick
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