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The CatDog Position is a sexual position in which two individuals (usually both male unless one or both parties are females wearing a strap-on dildo) sit on their hands and knees, and adjust themselves so that each party can insert their penis into the anus of the other.
It's name comes from the Nickelodeon television program, CatDog. The main characters of the show are a cat and a dog fused together, both facing in different directions.
dude: "yo! did Chase tell you about how he and his girlfriend were 'CatDoggin' it last night?"
homie: "Bruh, the CatDog Position? He says she didn't have any trouble with the strap-on and shit?"
dude: "I guess not, but damn that's some kinky shit man."
homie: "Hell yeah dude, imma see if your mom is down to 'CatDog' some time."
dude: "Cmon, not cool dude. Her and my dad just divorced like a week ago."
homie: "It's called we do a little trolling, we do a little trolling."
The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
When you fill all of a girls holes so he is no longer ‘holy’ e.g. you fill her pussy, arse, nose, ears and mouth with your penis, fingers and toes.
“Hey I devil positioned that girl last night”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe”
When a male puts his dick into someone else's ear.
Oh baby please do the connor position on me?
The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.
I guess you could call this a sequel.
1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.
2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.
3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.
4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.
Some examples:
- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)
5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.
1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)
2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.
3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
Ayo did you hear that Euro Truck Simulator 2 got an overwhelmingly positive on steam?!
Oh shoot, lemme get that shit