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1. When two partners engage in intercourse and their genital pubes get entangled/hooked with one another.
2. When one masturbates, then cums in his hand and falls asleep only to wake up to their hand glued to their dick and the pain deriving from the pubes that get caught in the middle of the hand and penis when trying to release the grip.
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AHHHHHHH and done.
So I was doing Demi last night, and it was great and all but we kept getting pube locks, but that didn't stop us, so now we're as smooth as bald eagles
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A beard. Especially if it looks like pubes.
He's got food in his facial pubes. And it looks like clam chowder. Oh that's not chowder!
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Pubescent hair with no soul. Primarily from Redheads a.k.a. Gingers
When redheads turn 13, they start to grow ginger pubes
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A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)
Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!
Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.
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when you reach into your mane (pubic hair) and grab a handful, and throw them in someones face.
my mom just wouldn't shut up. i felt obligated to pube strike.
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when doing any activity where your testicles get sweaty you can develope pube nueget, it is a mixture between ball sweat, semen remnants, piss, and ball cheese. the substances combine making a nueget like object that is sticky and slippery. when you develope the pube nueget you will die after getting PNAS (pube nueget acute syndrome) pube nueget is highly contageous and sticks to your pubes hinting the name "pube nueget"
johnathan ran a marathon after mastrabating and developed pube nueget therefor killing him and all within a 600 meter distance
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Once used as a derogatory term for ginger people, ginger pubes has evolved into a standard greeting to all ginger people. Some more esoteric variations include carrot crotch, red rug, rusty nuts and of course singing "ginger pubes, ginger pubes" to the tune of "Peggy sue". Can also be pronounced ginga poobs when the joke gets tired.
Phil: oi oi ginger pubes! how's it hanging?
Simon: not three bad mate, how's you now?
Phil: sound, mate, sound. (sings): GINGER PUBES, GINGER PUBES, GINGER GINGER
GINGER G-G-GINGER PUBES, OH GINGER, YOU GINGER PU-U-UBES!"
Simon: I'm gonna stab you tonight.
Phil: Not with that sunburn you won't, carrot crotch!
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