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Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go
No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing
Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is
Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed
Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion
After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.
Jt is a dumb cunt that likes to sleep from 7am and wake up at 8:30 pm the nocturnal fuck. He tries to pull girls but his pale face doesn’t do the job. He loves to pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke them up. He’s a all round mess and lives in a little sleep out in the middle of nowhere. He needs help in life as he doesn’t know what to do at all
Jt scooters and co u grotty cunt go find some more durries u mop
When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast
You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas
When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it
#Cuckold
Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce
Short for electric scooter. These are very underrated portable motor vehicles that come in several different classes. They used to be quite unreliable ten years ago, but now with their improved lithium-ion batteries and powerful electric motors they can attain speeds from 15 miles per hour for entry level models up to a whopping 70 miles per hour for the most expensive, elite models. My personal electric scooter can reach a top speed of 50 miles per hour, and one custom built e-scooter made from carbon fibre hit 80 miles per hour. They can also travel a hella long distance on a single charge of their batteries too, anywhere from 10 miles for entry level models, all the way up to 110 miles for the elite models. This is all in a package that weighs under 100 pounds too, and their small wheels and folding mechanisms allow for great portability. Also, even though their horsepower is less than most 125cc gas scooters, the instant and sheer torque of their motors enables some of them to accelerate to highway speeds in just a few seconds! Popular entry level brands include Gotrax, Swagtron, Hiboy and Ninebot, while fast high quality performance brands include Dualtron, VSETT, Nami and Kaabo.
After picking up a dual motor VSETT 10+ e-scooter, I smoked that 400 pound redneck in his 1990 F-150 off the traffic line.
When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always
man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"