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William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.

Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.

by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022


Black Shawn

Black typically indicates the degree of belt rank obtained at the ninjutsu academy upon graduation from The Shaolin monastery under inspekta Dec of the WU TANG CLAN also known as Mr.StealYourGirl or the supreme pussy poppa not NLE Choppa call the doctor cause I'll droppa I kill spring dumb ass but I'm not opposed to killing everyone else not afraid to tell a nigga put a shirt on and go roll some more cigarettes all around dopest dude hands down

Man Black Shawn is fucking DOPE

by Black Stallion April 3, 2022


Shawn Decline

When somebody starts out performing a task really well, but as they continue they slowly start to do worse. Eventually they are just garbage at the task and everyone around them is mad at them.

I thought he would win by a mile, but then the Shawn decline kicked in.

by ALegitSource April 17, 2013


Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor

My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.

by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020


Shawn B

A guy from Council Bluffs, Iowa who thinks the Union Pacific Railroad is stalking him, even though he moved right next to a railroad crossing. He also claims his mailbox address is “right there on the fucking address”

Schizophrenia or drug use is likely.

Look at Shawn B, he is screaming at the innocent Union Pacific train crew again

by A person who exists April 29, 2024


shawn lee torres

Aka Paco put a condom on #88 super white guy super funny super sweet and super fine and tall

That mother fucking Shawn Lee Torres is always taken...

by RiskyBuizness March 10, 2022


Shawne

Your husband's much younger "work wife" who seduces him by stroking his ego with constant flattery and dressing a little "extra" every day.

Co-worker: Did you help Shawne finish that big project today?

Husband: It was my pleasure - she called me her "life saver" and I felt like a real hero!

by June 2, 2022