get ya shine on

gettin' spun out on meth (foil is shiny, get it?)

I'ma show ya howda get ya shine on!

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Tequila Shine Box

A drink mainly drank on the West coast of Ireland. It must contain exactly 2 shots of Vodka, 1 shot of Tequila and an indeterminate amount of an orange flavored drink.

Failure by the bar person to make it correctly requires you to throw it back at them while hurling abuse until you are ejected from the establishment.

Mad Mike: "Can I have two Tequila Shine Boxes."
Bar Man: "Whats that?"
Mad Mike: "If ya don't know that ya can go home and get you f*#king shine box."

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Bullings and Shines

Bullings=Sex
Shines=Oral Sex

"Did you get any Bullings and Shines Harry?"
" Send me yo Bullings and Shines Alecia"

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rise and shine

the way kylie jenner wakes up her (already awake) daughter, stormi.

kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.

kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine

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Polish Tire Shine

While fucking doggy-style, spit on her asshole, pull out and smear it with your cock.

Nothing turns your mom on quite like a Polish Tire Shine.

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Bust Me A Shine

Blackman jive talk, to ask a girl for a blowjob.

Hey gal where ya going? Get back here and bust me a shine

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Jamaican Rump Shine

Dragging a set of hairy testicles on someone's ass whilst listening to reggae.

Lauren: "Do you have any Ben Gay?"
Katie: "Why?"
Lauren: "Ben gave me a Jamaican rump shine last night and his ball hair gave me rug burn"
Katie: "Oh snap!"
Lauren: "Yeah mon!"

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