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The best motherfucking site EVER.
Sonic CulT kicks Sonic Classic's ass!
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Good, somewhat overrated alternative band. Most people hear about the band before hearing any of their music. They're often talked about by music snobs or posers.
Sonic Youth influenced Nirvana and Kurt Cobain.
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1. Shitty ass Sonic the Hedgehog anime based on the Sonic Adventure plotlines. Although a lot of people say it’s good in Japanese, it’s not, because it still has Chris in it.
4Kids not only bastardized this show with edited gunshots (changed to ‘laser sounds’) and crappy voice acting (with the exception of Mike Pollock), they completely ruined the opening. Oh, and did I mention the crappy voice acting?
Sometime in 2004-2005 or whatever, SEGA took a crazy amount of drugs and decided to hire the Sonic X voice actors for the games. This resulted in a fandom blow up, as the infamous Jason Griffith absolutely murdered Sonic's and Shadow’s voices. Petitions have been started, but so far nothing seems to get through to that insane monkey anal-fucker SEGA.
If the world has any sanity left in it, Sonic X will erase itself from history using Chaos Control, just like in that Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) game that everyone hated.
Remember kids, Chris is NO GOOD.
2. See gay.
Ever since SEGA hired the Sonic X voice actors, Sonic games have gone downhill. I blame not 4Kids or SEGA, but the show itself, because it sucked.
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the sexiest mother fucker to exist. this mo fo will rape your ass if he becomes Super Sonic, but even without the 7 chaos emeralds he'll still make your anus increase in diameter. lives life to the fullest and has the most adventurous heart out there.
"sonic's the name, speed's my game!"
-sonic the hedgehog
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Name of an excellent Neoseeker moderator.
Sonic Flash works hard to keep forum spam under control.
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Sonic Savior is a troll who has been around since mid-2022. His persona is of an immature, whiny Sonic the Hedgehog fanboy who uses Twitter to demand Sega to make a Sonic Adventure 3, steals content for NFT usage (although there has been proof that this is trolling), lies about himself having things to stop his haters and whines about people using emulators to emulate games, citifying it as “Illegal”. He was also caught stealing Sonic artwork and calling it his own, and is completely stubborn and prone to damage control in regards to his persona. He also tries to make his haters look bad (eg, he calls someone a simp for liking a TV personality but he simps for Sonic characters) to little avail, because the proof from his Discord says more than it does.
His Discord is where his true persona lies, where he constantly brags about having sexual relationships with Sonic characters (despite them being officially underaged) and acting all edgy by using racist, homophobic and sexist slurs when he gets called out, despite the fact he denies it although there has been proof he has actually said those things.
Sonic Savior - Stop Sega from using the boost mechanic and make a Sonic Adventure 3!
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