Strip Cheese

When you get a lap dance from a haggy, meth-mouthed stripper and as she slowly rubs her floppy pancake tits across your face a smelly, chunky fromunda cheddar mixed with glitter from her tit pit smears on you. This substance is Strip Cheese.

Girlfriend: “The fuck is that stank on yo face nigga!”

Me: “Strip Cheese, baby I’m sorry! I have a problem.”

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Manding Strip

The male equivalent to a landing strip on a woman’s pubic area, except a bolder line going down to the penis.

Bro, I told this chick about my manding strip and she said , “I want to land on it tonight”...

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Landing strip

A strip of land that is for Aircraft, not nsfw shit

A: That's a landing strip
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting

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fag strip

Having a spot of hair solely on the sternum area of your fag chest.

You need to wax your fag strip dude!

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Bacon strips

1.Big, retro, jheri-curl looking, post-60s-Elvis sideburns. The bigger the better. They are bad-assssssss. Must extend further than the bottom of the earlobe. Hyde from "That 70s Show" illustrates them nicely.

1."Ron has the best bacon strips ever. He's been growing them since puberty."

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corn strip

there are many names for this one; part of the body that separates nuts from anus or vaj-j from anus. also believed to be your center of gravity.

my fucking corn strip is so damn hairy!

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tiger strip

When a male or female pulls out a girls tampon with their teeth and shakes their head side to side, causing it to leave red marks (aka tiger stripes) on both sides of the face.

After my girl let me give her a dirty sanches, she made me wear some tiger stripes.

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