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A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
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a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis
variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."
person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
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Bangs cut across the brow to enable optimal dick suckage with minimal bang interference.
Dayumn girl you got some fresh new Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs)
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Giving a man the best time of his life. Sucking his penis with your mouth
Hey Girl Suck a nigga dick or sumin
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may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)
national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?
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Why the fuck do you look this up bitch. You don't have a fucken dick you piece of shit.
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Where u fuck someone so hard your dick gets smaller
Jake:suck my skinny dick
Hoe:uh too hard
Jake:oh no my dick got smaller