Teacher memes

dumb memes that dont cure depression, ussually involves lines from old movies and is usually related to the subject your being forced to learn

teacher: im going to show you guys a very funny meme
person named mike: oh boy its gonna be bad
teacher: shows teacher memes
person named mike: i wanna move out of this class now

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hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

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teacher revenge

assigning a long, tedious, difficult assignment worth a large percentage of the grade to get back at students for pissing off the teacher

Teacher revenge is an unspoken practice valued by teachers for the pleasure derived from the satisfaction of making students pay for the difficulties and pain they have caused.

teacher despiser

person who doesent care if teacher tell them to do something
and go by theyre own way when confronted by one

teacher:open your book right now
teacher despiser:i choose not to

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Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.

Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”

teachers ass

A large flat ass.

You can tell shes never done squats, because she has serious teachers ass.

Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.

Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."