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The act of inserting ones tongue into the anus of a freshly creampie'd trailer trash whore.
"Dude, Terry told me he indulged in a Tennessee tuna melt with Crystal last night, right after Jim Bob fucked her. Gross."
When you beat the living shit out of your wife and kids while fucking your cousin in her husbands trailer.
That was the best Tennessee knuckle duster I ever gave. (Sips moonshine)
When you are eating a dill pickle and you are with a woman and you say , "Shut up, Woman! I'm eating a pickle." (with option Bitch Slap.)
Mary, I'm going to Tennessee Dill Pickle you right now! (Bitch Slap... 'cause Mary is a bitch and he is eating a pickle.)
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When a man performs an incest threesome with his sister and mother on the hardwood floor of a log cabin in the anal depths of the forests of lawrenceburg, tennessee. this act is commonly performed by tom lyons
ME: Yo tommy boy i heard you tennessee log cabined with erin and mama lyons
TOM: yea man i jizzed all over that hardwood floor. oh and ricky rubio is a beast look at his stats.
ME: Lyons shut the fuck up just look at you you are a mess.
TOM: well at least im not a jew
SIYA: OHHHHHHH SHITTT NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN MY BASEMENT!!
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A Tennessee Alka-Seltzer is when you stick an alka-seltzer into your mouth, then have oral sex with a Southern girl(with out telling her, but of course). As her vagina gets wet, you slip in the alka-seltzer, stand back, and watch the 'fire works'...or, in this case, 'foam works'.
The 'Tennesse' part is derived from college kids out of D.C. going into Virginia on a Saturday night, and performing it on innocent country 'gurls'. Why did I not choose 'Virginia' to make it a 'Virginia Alka-Seltzer'? Because Tennessee sounds better. And if you don't like it, piss off!
Dude 1: Dude, I did a Tennessee Alka-Seltzer on a GRITS yesterday!
Dude 2: Shite! What happened? Was it fun?
Dude 1: Well...let's just say she'll never walk again.
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I person who lives in Tennessee that has a "rat-tail" A braided piece of hair coming down the back of the neck.
Dude, did you see that Tennessee lake snake that guy was rockin' ?
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An olofactory condition of the penis after sexual contact with a yeast indfection or std affected vagina.
When I pulled out, it was a Tennessee Fish Stick, my junk smelled like rotten pussy.
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