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A malicious disease often found in only the most hardcore disco floor attendants. Side effects often include being positively spectacular with dancing, destroying clubs with a single disco move and an unhealthy addiction to dancing up to a point where for one it is more important to dance, rather than to breathe.
I'll never stop dancing until I die from cancer, disco cancer.
An unreputable individual
He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random
cancers and libras get along so well , they are just perfect for each other, a libra is an out going loud person who is always there for you when a cancer is a sensitive kinda shy person, but put them together and you’ll laugh with them for hours,
cancers and libra
girl 1:they are so cute together, what’s there signs?
girl 2:he’s a cancer and she’s a libra
girl 1:that explains it
Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.
These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.
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car cancer is rust, generally caused by road salts used to remove ice and snow from the roads.
My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.
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1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.
2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.
1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.
2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.
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A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.
Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.
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