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Likes little kids and works at subway.
"Hi, my name is Jared and I like little kids . I make them touch my $5 foot long."
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Lord Jared
The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."
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A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".
Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted
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An asshole who likes to use girls for their sexual pleasure
Girl 1: he beat me
Girl 2: he raped me😖
Jared Lane: hey I know I am asshole
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the biggest sex god amongst the nerds. Has a hot girlfriend and seduces underaged girls
Clyde: damn, you're such a jared rock
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Curly haired short shitty baseball player. Has to red-shirt every team he tries out for. What a dusty musty crusty dried lipped loser
Jared Sucro? That nigga ass at baseball
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