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When you anger Santa so badly he shoves an elf up your butthole or he will make you eat an old moldy bagel full of Christmas decorations
I saw you twerking at the VMAs Miley your about to feel the wrath of Santa you ho ho ho
A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.
Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.
This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".
This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007
"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"
Peeing and cuming into a girl at the same time.
"I got a golden santa yesterday, Stacy!"
Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana
Got any Santa Marta
Most Known as *Hitler from Christmas* Santa Claus is a big fat dick elder, that sometimes acts kinda pedophile by eating his elf´s ass and pussy.
ELF - Heyooooo!!!! IT IS SANTA CLAUS EAT MY ASS SWOOOOWOOOO OUUWEEEEE.^
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!
A person that likes to commit crimes like breaking and entering. Also has diabetes from how many fucking cookies he eats.
Santa Claus is not real people.