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When you masturbate your partner in the shower.
Brad: "My wife gave me the best shower job last night. She is fucking awesome".
Ol' mate: "You lucky bastard"
Maree: "My husband gets into the shower with me and I give him a shower job. He loves it when I lather up the soap and massage his nuts and wank him off".
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A variation on the blow job in which the man has intercourse with a woman's (or a man's) mouth, grabbing her head and forcing his penis so deep into the receiver's mouth that it goes down the throat, resulting in gagging, choking, and hopefully vomiting on his genitalia. Also, the gagger can voluntarily choke herself on the penis, by thrusting her head back and forth as she attempts to swallow it.
Dude, I'd like nothing more than to make that girl give me a gag job -- just fuck the shit out of her mouth till she barfs all over my cock.
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When a girl strokes your cock using her thighs.
She had me tied up naked in a standing spread-eagle position at the base of her four-poster bed. She put her hands around my neck, like a Muay Thai clinch.
She looked so good in her tank top and short shorts, giving me a great view of her toned muscles and legs. She raised one of her legs and placed her upper thigh underneath my throbbing erection.
She began sliding my cock along her thigh, down to her knee, keeping her hands clinched around my neck the entire time. The sight and feeling of her beautifully built and toned quadriceps rubbing against my sensitive cock was incredible, not to mention the arousal I felt from being immobilized and at her mercy.
She repeated the process of sliding my cock up and down her thigh until I couldn’t take it anymore. The tingling sensation in my cock was overwhelming, causing the pressure to burst from inside of me as several shots of cum sprayed all over her thigh, trickling downwards all along her beautiful quadriceps muscles.
She wasn’t done, yet, though. She turned away from me and sandwiched my cock between both of her thighs, with her butt pressing up against my groin. She squeezed my cock between her legs and began sliding her butt up and down against me. She was using a different thigh job technique this time.
Once again, the pleasurable sensations overwhelmed me. The tingling inside of my cock was too much to handle as I came for the second time in just a few minutes, spraying numerous shots of cum on the floor, several feet in front of us.
She stepped away and turned around to face me, smiling. She was quite pleased with the results of her work. She cupped my face in her hands and gave me an amazing kiss.
“I think that’s about all you can handle for now. I’m just gonna leave you tied up here until I can figure out what to do with you next.” she said. And just like that, she walked out the door and left me all tied up to her four-poster bed.
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When you simply fuck a girl in the throat.
Yo I got a sick throat job last night by Mary and busted all over her face.
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Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
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When you put her on that dick and spin her around
I made her dizzy when she gave me a spin job
The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.
-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.