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a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole
i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe
Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.
Your mother has such a muff sandwhich
The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.
A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff
She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*
Short for muffin gruffin: also know as a queef or fanny fart. A fart from your downstairs mixer.
Did you just muff gruff? It stanks