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I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
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A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.
Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...
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The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.
I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"
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The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.
Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.
When you make so many mistakes that your pencil eraser has diminished, therefore making that side of the pencil useless. UNLESS you break off the metal and proceed to sharpen the once eraser side of the pencil, making it into a double leaded, or Darth Maul pencil. Refers to Star wars episode 1 when Darth Maul is shown with a double headed penis-- i mean lightsaber.
Damn, my eraser's gone, might as well make this a Darth Maul pencil.
the point at which any decision is made final and no "bright ideas" should be considered that would change the final decision
Person 1: "We are going to the beach for summer break."
Person 2: "That's great! I was also thinking we could stop at my parents house . . ."
Person 3: "And then we can go to our sorority sisters place for a visit . . ."
Person 1: "Whoa! All Pencils Down! The beach is our ONLY summer break destination."
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Rissian Pencil Driver; When a man turns a woman and pressed her back to a wall while standing her on her head and climbs on a higher level to drop down and penatrate straight down; either anal or vaginal.
"It was so hot when I was fucking my girl, so I just climbed up on her dresser and dropped down to give her a Russian Pencil Driver, she screamed and almost broke her neck, luckily I've was practicing."
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