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annoying caller tunes which discourage random callers from leaving voice messages that eat up valuable time, or cellular minutes, retrieving them.
Caller: Uh! I hung up bc your caller tune is so long and annoying!
Reply: I know, its my audio bitch slapper so i can cut down on time spent retrieving voicemail, now only determined callers leave messages. I wish people whould just text their messages!
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a chinese person who rips you off.
that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.
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When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.
Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!
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A really gay person.A foriegn monkey who slaps boobs.
"You foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper"
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the act of using ones penis to slap at a woman vigina (or pussy)
niall - hey jake
jake- yeah
naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite
jake- dudeeeee, u asshole
naill- ha sweet
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Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.
Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.
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When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom
So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*