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You were about to walk into class when your friend, Ruby, shoved you in one of the toilet cubicles and whispered,
“I bet you won’t put this viberator up to max level!”
“What?! Of course I will!” You said but as soon as you put the viberator in your pussy, you moaned.
“Good luck!~”
When you got to your seat, you started moaning uncontrollably and the teacher noticed.
“Meet me after class!” He shouted.
“Ooo~ Someones in trouble!~” Ruby giggled.
After class, the teacher told you to take off your clothes too see what was underneath that was making you moan. You were naked and he was eyeing your figure and couldn’t stop himself from licking your wet pussy. He took out the viberator and thrusted his 10 inch dick in your pussy.
“Ahh~ S-stop~“ You moaned.
He let go of you and said,
“Every Monday meet me after school and we will do the same thing.”
Clear your history, horny bitches. And stop looking at sex story.
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A Bauer story is a story or a joke that the listener intends on it continuing but just ends with out a punch line or resolution. The ending is always not funny and everyone gets made that this person just wasted everyones time.
1st guy- This guy asks for Bavarian creme pie and they were all out and the manager was like is apple ok?
2nd guy-wow what a bauer story
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Term used to secretly imply sex in a dark room with candle light. sometimes mistaken for story time.
girl- we should tell scary stories.
boy- ok?
girl- we could turn out the lights and light a candle.
boy- ok but maybe we should ask my step brother so it dosen't look suspecious.
girl-umm.... oh ok sure.
girl to herself (dumbass)
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When someone tells a never-ending story that doesn't have a point. They usually think it is particularly interesting but in reality it is far from it. It's usually quite annoying.
How annoying, Johana just told me a bany story, it was so effing long I wanted to commit suicide.
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A story that is told lacking organization and effective delivery
"That was totally a Steph Story"
"I know it totally lacked organization and effective delivery"
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Maple Story is a 2D game which consists mainly of 13-year old boys who will never get laid and 50 year old perverted men who think is so awesome to call people "noobs" and "f@gs"(Maple Story doesn't allow fag to show up.) The game is retarded because the main objective of the game is to beat the living shit out of snails. WTF!!
Desperate Player:PAYING 200 MESOS FOR S EX!!
girliethief(who's really a guy):I'll give you s ex
Desperate Player:Ok
*trading scroll opens*
Desperate player:Ok give me s ex now plz
*girliethief runs
away*
This is one example of desperate little shits in Maple Story
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It is something that makes you horny... But instead of searching this up you could be spending all your time watching PORN...But I'll still give you a story about it.
Charity the Governers stepdaughter , had a huge crush on a guy in 8th gade.So one day she called Issac " Want to come over my parents aren't home" said very slyly. Reluctently Issac said " Yes ." So Issac went to her house, and saw her sitting on the porch. she was wearing tight ass booty shorts and a small crop top with no bra. Instantly Issac felt his dick get hard. So Charity invited him in to her house with a sexy seductive voice. She took Him to her parents room (which by the way was huge!) She told Issac to turn off the lights as soon as they walked in. She took off her crop top and her booty shorts, then she told him to turn the light back on. He stood there his cock as hard as a rock, looking at her half naked. She told him to take off his shirt and pants. He then went up to her and started to take of her thong. She then gave his 10" cock a blowjob for a while. So he returned the favor by rubbing her cilt and she cummed everywhere. She wanted him to fuck her, so he started to shallow fuck her. She soon wanted him to stop shallow fucking and put his dick in further. Within a while they both cummed . He stopped fucking her and ate her out . Then her Dad came home and neither of them heard him. Him being the Governer wanted to get some rest from his job. He went into his room and saw them fucking. Issac immediately his face was red and left. And then her stepdad got hard and started to fuck Lucy with his muscular dick!That was a sex story bitches Jk
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